"In an incident that is described by the Murdoch press as leaving the police and the magistrate perplexed, Canberra Raiders and QLD State of Origin forward Josh Papalii said he rang the triple 0 number and reported that he was driving drunk on the wrong side of the road to prove a point.
"It's a fascinating story, but the thing I don't get is what point he was trying to prove?"
"It's a parallel universe story, and I've often said that rugby league exists in a parallel universe," Roy said.
"He must have seen himself as a rugby league player driving on the wrong side of the road and thought 'that's a dumb thing to do, how can we stop this? I'll phone the police'."
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